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Adventure Time review on drugs.

MAN DIS SHOW BE ON DRUGS I NEVER SEEN.
IT'S LIKE THAT TIME I SPENT THREE HOURS TRYING TO MAKE A SANDWICH.
SO THERE'S THIS KID AND HE BE ALL LIKE "SONnNnNn DAT'S ALGEBRAILIC YO."
THERE'S SUM DAWG TO DAWG MAN BRO DAWG AND HE BE ALL LIKE STRETCHIN DAWG. HE BE ALL TWENTY EIGHT SEVEN AND STUFF.
SO I WATCHED THE SHOW BUT I REALIZED I WAS BEING WATCHED BY THE MAN BY A HIGH-TECH SQUIRREL.
ALSO THERE'S SUM BLUE OLD FART THAT LIVES IN COLDBERIA AND NEEDS A HUG REALLY BADLY SO HE KIDNAPPED PRINCESSES LIKE SONnNnNnNn. HE KIDNAPPED A DOG WANTS AND WAS HOPING TO MARRY IT WHICH MADE NO SENSE BUT I REALIZED I WASN'T ON DRUGS SO I FIGURED THE CREATORS WERE ON DRUGS AND WHY IS THAT VAMPIRE IN A FLANNEL SHIRT AND WHY IS EATING WHALES ILLEGAL AND WHY DAWG DID DIGGITY DAWG DAWG DIG DAWD MAN BRO DAWG DIGGITY MAN THE MAN IS AT MY DOOR DIGGITY DAWG DAWG DIGGITY BRO THEY TOOK MY TOUNGE BRO DAWG TOUNGE TONGUE DAWG DAW DIDDITY KONG BRO SWEET MEGA AWESOME HELLA JEFF