Age: 14 Are you a wizard: Uh, not yet. Size of your wand: I don't know how to take this question, anally or orally. Element of choice: Penis. If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use the spell of flee and run away, because orcs are green and scary. Describe your magical abilities: I have the abilities to seduce women and get money. Hair color: Brown Pubic hair color: I shave so I have no clue... Describe your non-magical abilities: I don't have any. Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Dryness. Previous magical guilds: This is the only magical guild I've seen in the world of Toribash... Previous non-magical guilds: Is this even a question? Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): In the nude. Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Harry Potter. Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): The school of homeness On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:Can I help him find his way home, then slay him infront of his whole town?