Originally Posted by sir

I wanna join. (is it ok for an app?)

No, really. I'm cool, russian and blue.
There's a huge problem that I only know those red/blue/dark-color-I-don't-know staff guys from here, but it's easy to overcome
If I were to apply to Hack I'd have had to mention my peen length, but happily I don't have to do it now.

Ah, my name is Igor (some non-russians find it funny, idk why).

I'm bad at writing apps, ye.