I found the new navy seal copy pasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did I just watch? I understand they are cartels but the person who recorded this shit, the person who uploaded this shit, and the 2 people who killed these guys should watch their fucking backs. I swore, if I was in the spot I would fucking kill both them bitches before they could harm these 2. Yea, I am a US Marine but I fight for a reason, I kill for a reason, and I do the shit I do for a reason. But this shit, this shit is not even right at all. I swer to god if I find out who the fuck killed these 2 men, and who uploaded and recorded this shit will be fucking traced down and beat down like a little bitch. You guys are fucking retarded for watching such bullshit, and if you want something smart to say feel free. I have a buddy of mine who can hack into your IP address, and hand me your direct address that you logged into off that computer and it will only be a matter of days/weeks before I am on the front step of your house, loaded up with a Carbine M4 AR, a 9mm Black beretta, and a knife ready to kill some fucking nasty ass bitches. I will fucking punch you dead in the throat, then get out the knife and have someone record me fucking slicing down your chest, then cutting off your fingers, then slowly cutting off your legs, then shoot you in the knees and elbows, then sit there and hold a Carbine M4 AR against your pathetic skull, and the minute I hear your breath slowly fading away, I will lower the gun and just shoot the living shit out of your god damn dick and then walk away and post it on the internet. Fuck with me, I dare you. HOORAH
I don't know if the Marine is really being serious, or what but damn it's funny.