Do you submit to our plans for galactic dominance: absolutely
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being a tyrant: apples
Past experience on the battlefield: i am a pr0 dragon smasher
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: crown the ladies as my eternal partners
Express your feelings about [Dominion] in poetic form: meow meow
meow meow meow
meow
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC):ill make a skype but i think i have one
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets: i speak eaoiuneavbae and aoeingaomeapoeafea
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: slick and dirty and apply it in all places possible
Is it dobbys fault: depends on the size of the anus.