One day in a call with Beta..., "She's not a Jessica Alba hot, more of a Selena Gomez. She's Cute. Now, her friend is a Jessica Alba hot."

One day in a call with Beta..., "Hold on I think my friends are smoking weed behind the library, let me go check."

One day in a call with Beta..., "Oh my god, is that a black jew? They actually exist?"

One day in a call with Beta..., "Who the fuck is DonutFatal and why is he making a thread about me?!"

One day in a call with Beta..., "Oh I know sham, we wack off at the same time!"