OHHHHHHHHHHHHH cuz it isnt 1980, its 1980 B.C.E. backwards years and all that shit lol.

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. they all catch a fish. They go home and cook all 3 fish for dinner. How is this true.

And this one pissed me off for like an hour when i first heard it.

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives the bellboy $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to split among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has another $2, adding up to $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?