Once apon a Hobo...
There was once a hobo. Not any hobo but a Hobomoose. He just wasn't any moose. A cool Hobo who got his moose cut off of him. The surgery wasn't very sound as it could be. He fractured his limbs in the surgery. Then there was this fine lad named Internet , he made sure to make hobo laugh when he had no limbs. He then had limbs because echoforce. After that there was a epic battle, The great battle of 0'4 , ZeTo vs. Hobo the rap battle was so intense that life itself had to watch before these gods as they shoot rhymes cannons at eachother. I will post the fight but. Be prepared as this was as intense as it could ever get.
im chekin up my dag shawtyass nigaass (what do) zetobitch
Hobo:
u think u actually got skills
i bet u be like nawww man
u do - bich
i see u see me see u see me hoe
and i no
u no i no bich
so get to rapin in da hood cuz u no
u aint got shit
pce
to all my h8rs
ZeTo:
ok hobo u rdy?
zeto on the mike
banging that dick
you know what i like
i like dat discostick
wht u mean the hood
youre a country boi
and you smell weird
boi
so dont get talkin bout sha'quanda
cause i know u wana
bang her vagana
Hobo:
nawwww
bak to u zetoass round 2 hoe
u think u got rhymes
well im the hip hop-opattomus
my rhythms are bottumless
jk not rly
but srs tho u wack
boi? naw u be on crack
as u can see
dont mess with me
im the baddest rappa
there ever b
-drops the mic and stuff
-then sips on juice
ZeTo:
u think u can handle a round two?
when all you rap about is pikachu
man im done owning you
so im gonna go to the loo
bich
im sitting here laughing at yo rhymes
cause they're bad and shit
just like you
you're bad and shit
so what are you gonna do when the buttmaster arrives
and he rises to the top, fuckit he flies
he's a bird motherfucker, who takes a shit
and he also get's alot of clit
so wht u gon do
Hobo:
Well, I see that you, my good sir, are the master of homosexuality.
There's nothing that can fix that, except a good beat down an ally.
As you can see, I am the second Master-G
I be picking up the beats and throwing down your greeds
All you have in your head is foolishness
I'm going to beat it out into a pool of mess
Because when you mess with the legend they call hobo-G
You get served, like a inmate, at the shame prison of hobo-killees
Swag.
Zeto:
Master of homosexuality?
More like master of hobo's fatality
I'm gonna go balls deep, like I did with your butt
Because it's time to show who's the boss here, you nut
So everyone gather round and watch the gilluotine slice
Good boy ZeTo is done being nice
So you call yourself G? Aww that's cute
How about you 1v1 me, I'll boomhit your glute
I'll follow it up with a stylish punch
Just like french fries, I'll eat you for lunch
You just got Toribash'd, and you got it good
Because there's nothing more pathetic than rhyming like you're from the hood
I'm ending this battle, right here and now
Now make like a bee and bzz the fuck out
After this Fight of 0'4 Hobo was crippled. Not physically but mentally , his dignity was taken away. He was so low that he even scammed echoforce...
this was a sad day for hobo as he was being made fun of everyone in the world.
Here is what happened...
After this fateful year, Hobo finally proved himself. He repaid his debt to Echoforce and then went to die by scarface because. scarface