This is a story about a hobo and the Internet warrior.

Hobo was alone at home one evening playing Toribash. His good friend, internet, had come over to play with Hobo.

Hobo: hey Internet, what's up?
Internet: nothing much downloading some ram, but nothing more.
Hobo: wanna play toribash with me?
Internet: Sure!!!

So hobo and Internet start up toribash but a strange light comes out of the game.

Hobo: what is this?!?!
Internet: I don't know.

Suddenly the two friends are taken into the game. They are flying through a vortex of data and strange numbers. They suddenly stop and seem to be wearing loose clothes. Hobo has a pitch black belt on with a hat and scarf, while Internet has a grey belt and a top hat with an eyepiece.

Hobo: what the heck happened to us?
Internet: I think toribash abducted us...
: who goes there?
Hobo: our names are hobo and Internet, who are you good sir?
: fight me and ill tell you.

An amazing fight goes on between the unknown fighter and hobo. Hobo gets the advantage and withs with a DQ.

Uke: my name is Uke. I have come to take you two too meet our god, Hampa. Follow me.

The group walk along a twisted path, fighting their way through. Internet seems exceptionally good. The group then meets a pure white warrior with a robotic head.

Kindlebob: hello, my name is Kindlebob, guardian of the god Hampa. Please state your business.
Hobo: we wish to fight the god.
Kindlebob: I must test to see if you are worthy.

Kindlebob takes a fighting stance and charges at Internet. Hobo punches kindle away. Kindle quickly grabs hobos hand and throws him at Uke and Internet.

Kindlebob: enough you two seem worthy, follow me.

The group the walks to a house and meet someone with an elite colored belt.

Hampa: kindle, why have you brought these two fighters too me.
Kindlebob: They with to fight you, sir.
Hobo: ill go first.

The two fight but Hampa rips hobo to shreds. Internet cries.

Internet: you are going to pay a thousand times over.

Hampa takes a defensive stance while Internet throws a heavy punch. Hampas arm flies off. Hampa kicks Internet in the legs, and they both fly off.

Hampa: you fought well, now I shall bring your friend back too life.

Hobo gets reformed and Hampa gives them each a pure white belt.

Hampa: you are both master belts, use your knowledge wisely and i shall fight you again, now return to your world.

Hobo and Internet return to the real world and live happily ever after.