I would just like to say a few words ... (See what I did there?)

But seriously though ...

Thank you very much for allowing me to become a member of your coalition of asylum escapees!!!

I''m looking forward to treating all of you to a session with my extra special perpetually slippery spatula. I promise you, your orifices will never be the same.

Obey's orgies are universally acclaimed, which is why I think I'll fit right in.

@strikas: I LURV that film too!
Emma Roberts is so cute in that film, and Keir Gilchrist does an amazing job of portaying a philosophically-confused teenager.
I give the film a 10/10. Would bang.