Originally Posted by Trick

Two things:
1.) Why am I named "DollahMon" in those quotes, Hat? Is giving the new guy a new weird name a thing here?
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$Trick$
2.) If you don't have the attention span necessary to watch a movie, I highly suggest you stay as far away as possible from books, especially long ones such as novels and whatnot. Using your characterization of yourself, you'll probably go insane after reading 2 pages.