Originally Posted by Trick

I'd make a piёata out of Tim's hollowed-out carcass and subsequently fill it with oodles of jelly beans and sour sticks.

-Edit-
After making my Hattersin piёata, I'd beat it with an improvised stick made out of frozen chickens stuck together with duct tape.

Once the candy comes out, I'd rinse (the bloody carcass) and repeat (the entire process, especially the part where I get to

pound Tim repeatedly

*that sounds so wrong and yet so right at the same time*).

Originally Posted by oofun4

Get rich.

Originally Posted by Theorist

I am not too sure what I'll do...