Ah, Skyrim ... My girlfriend absolutely adores that game. I haven't the slightest clue why.

It's perfunctorily awesome, I agree, but I guess I no longer have the attention span necessary to spend hours grinding and doing quests. (I used to be quite good at doing this, back when I was still playing RuneScape.)

I feel quite emasculated actually because my girlfriend is so adept at slaying dragons and making people topple over just by shouting, and I'm here, daintily chatting with you awesome folks on an online game forum.

Just like what Tim the Bear from The Cleveland Brown Show once said, "It is clear who has the male genitals in your relationship".