DrBear has been less than entertaining with a poor attempt at a racist joke. So if you're able to do all the following, you might be able to get your hands on some of his stuff, possibly some qi and achievements too.

1. Sometime ago on uncyclopedia's article about kitten huffing, there was an animated gif of a guy snorting a kitten. Find this.
2. A picture for ishi. Thomas the tank engine sitting in his car cooking meth on a spoon.

Best drawing wins, bonus points for finding the right gif. All submissions should be posted in this thread. I'll check back in around 12 hours to see who wins.