Originally Posted by ImmortalPig

It's not a real story.

Eat your vegetables or the dementors will get you!


Protip: Any story containing something similar to "YOUR DEAD LITTLE SISTER IS MY FUCK PUPPET AND SHE GAGS ON MY COCK" can be assumed to be false.


EDIT: Why is reddit so obsessed with :; or ////? wtf is this "analyzing text:; ////// USERNAME" they used OCR to read the 'username' field? Why is the password blanked out? Nice to see reddit is still as shit as ever.
Not to mention that the user who posted the story doesn't even have the same username as the supposedly generated user name...