[22:44] <+Qubic> aids chicks
[22:44] <+Qubic> http://education.qld.gov.au/projects...racq-story.jpg
[22:44] <+Pv2Caribou> win win win
[22:45] <+Aracoon> wow dude
[22:45] <+Aracoon> aids rocks
[22:45] <+Qubic> yeah man
[22:45] <+Pv2Caribou> one on the right has aids doesnt she qubic
[22:45] <+Qubic> enjoy it while you can
[22:45] <+Aracoon> what
[22:45] <+Qubic> both of them have aids
[22:45] <+Aracoon> what do you mean "while you can"
[22:45] <+Pv2Caribou> word
[22:45] <+Pv2Caribou> getting aids
[22:45] <+Pv2Caribou> thats like....almost worth it
[22:46] <+Aracoon> you'd probably get a wish
[22:46] <+Aracoon> from the made a wish foundation
[22:46] <+Pv2Caribou> my brother got a make a wish
[22:46] <+Aracoon> say somebody "raped" you
[22:46] <+Pv2Caribou> im too old for it now though
[22:47] <+Aracoon> I wonder what would happen if your wish was to ask to live
[22:47] <+Aracoon> as cruel as that sounds
[22:47] <+Aracoon> that would be all kinds of awkward
[22:47] <+Qubic> " if your wish was to ask to live"
[22:47] <+Pv2Caribou> ummmmmm welp...we cant do that, but, how would you like to go to DISNEY LAND!!!!!!(japan)
[22:47] <+Qubic> "Go ahead, your wish is granted"
[22:47] <+Qubic> "Can I live?"
[22:47] <+Qubic> "No."
[22:47] <+Aracoon> pv2
[22:48] <+Aracoon> why the fuck would I want to go to disney land
[22:48] <+Qubic> no the wish was to ASK to live
[22:48] <+Qubic> not to live
[22:48] <+Aracoon> disney land would only last so long
[22:49] <+Aracoon> I would prefer a wish that would last me throughout my depleting life
[22:49] <+Aracoon> like batman's butler
[22:50] <+Pv2Caribou> lol
[22:50] <+Pv2Caribou> the dreamland in japan
[22:50] <+Pv2Caribou> was abandoned before it finished
[22:50] <+Aracoon> oh it's that place
[22:50] <+Aracoon> no thank you
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> it isnt creepy at all
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> you would like
[22:51] <+Qubic> I would wish to live in pripyat
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> completely forget about the aids for a bit
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> lol
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> why has no one thought of that qubic
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> free radiation therapy
[22:51] <+Qubic> hahahahaha
[22:51] <+Qubic> the perfect plan!
[22:51] <+Pv2Caribou> ok
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> ima go get cancer real quick
[22:52] <+Aracoon> fairly sure alfred would make me forget about my aids
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> then go to pripyat and see if im cured
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> aracoon
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> but secks
[22:52] <+Aracoon> probs
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> lots and lots of but secks
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> makes you forget
[22:52] <+Aracoon> who wouldn't bang batman's butlet
[22:52] <+Aracoon> *r
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> id rather batman
[22:52] <+Aracoon> just to say they did
[22:52] <+Pv2Caribou> he has all sorts of "gadgets"
[22:52] <+Aracoon> well of course, but you can't hold batman down.
[22:53] <+Pv2Caribou> i can be held down
[22:53] <+Pv2Caribou> or dick grayson
[22:53] <+Aracoon> hmmm.
[22:53] <+Pv2Caribou> before he was a teenager and left as robin
[22:53] <+Aracoon> yeah let's fuck robin.
[22:53] <+Pv2Caribou> child robin
[22:53] <+Aracoon> "dude I totally banged dick grayson last night dude"
[22:53] <+Pv2Caribou> none of this nightwing bull shit
[22:54] <+Aracoon> nightwing isn't half bad
[22:54] <+Qubic> Alright
[22:54] <+Qubic> The wish
[22:54] <+Pv2Caribou> i wouldnt fuck him tho
[22:54] <+Qubic> Is to live in pripyat with dick grayson
[22:55] <+Aracoon> is that possible
[22:55] <+Qubic> Yes.
[22:55] <+Pv2Caribou> "I wish make-a-wish would dissolve"
[22:55] <+Qubic> Anything is possible when you have cancer
[22:55] <+Aracoon> Wellllllll
[22:55] <+Aracoon> I hate to be that guy, but
[22:55] <+Qubic> "I wish you would shoot me on live television. The ball's in your court now..."
[22:56] <+Aracoon> lol
[22:56] <+Pv2Caribou> inb4 nerf gun
[22:56] <+Qubic> I wish you would KILL me on live television
[22:56] <+Pv2Caribou> inb4 dance off
[22:57] <+Aracoon> "I wish to be buried with president obama"
[22:57] <+Aracoon> "don't sell me short here"
[22:57] <+Pv2Caribou> i wish to be president obama
[22:57] <+Aracoon> fuck yeah
[22:57] <+Aracoon> I bet you could be for a day
[22:57] <+Pv2Caribou> no
[22:57] <+Pv2Caribou> not president
[22:57] <+Qubic> I wish you would stick your hand into my chest and rip out my heart, severing all major arteries and crushing my ventricles, all on live television
[22:57] <+Pv2Caribou> i want to be president obama
[22:57] <+Pv2Caribou> inb4 magic
[22:57] <+Qubic> How ya gonna get outa that one?
[22:57] <+Qubic> SHIT
[22:57] <+Aracoon> well. they would let you act like president obama
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> i dont want to act like him
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> i want to fucking be him
[22:58] <+Aracoon> but
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> dont you get that
[22:58] <+Qubic> "My wish is for you to nuke the hell out of russia"
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> boom
[22:58] <+Aracoon> boom
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> russia cant be mad
[22:58] <+Qubic> boom
[22:58] <+Pv2Caribou> cancer kid did it
[22:58] <+Qubic> Yeah
[22:58] <+Qubic> thats how america does it
[22:58] <+Qubic> blame it on a cancer kid
[22:58] <+Aracoon> heyyyyy lets not point fingers now
[22:58] <+Aracoon> it was canada