RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. CURIOSITY DIDN'T KILL THE CAT.
Now what could possibly reside here in this thread? Replays. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN*
Yes i'm bored.

Oshiboomer: I split Uke, grab his hands, and proceed to deliver two boomkicks.
And then i throw his arm to the ground.

Stop headbutting yourself: Well, i take Ukes head, and bash him to pieces
with it.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA: F-F-F-FURIOUS MADMAN. Starting with a kick to the groin. Hell yeah.

Comment and criticise. That's an ORDER, private!

Edit: What the fucking hell? Post, you ignorant assholes!