Botty is an IRC/in-game bot, one of the plugins is .cleverbot which makes it carry a conversation with you, it's fun to dick around with
[18:27] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot
[18:27] <Botty(AI)> We have not spoken for a while.
[18:27] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot No, we haven't
[18:28] <Botty(AI)> Yes. We have.
[18:28] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot But you just said we haven't
[18:28] <Botty(AI)> I didn't.
[18:28] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot You did though
[18:28] <Botty(AI)> No, I didn't...
[18:28] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot So that's how it's going to be?
[18:28] <Botty(AI)> Yeah, although it's a nice change.
[18:29] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot No it's not, I always loved you
[18:29] <Botty(AI)> That's what they all say *walks away sadly*.
[18:29] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Don't turn this into a drama
[18:29] <Botty(AI)> Yes. I should really watch out for that binary insanity.
[18:29] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot God damn you're glitchy
[18:29] <Botty(AI)> No. I expect to live past 90.
[18:30] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Well you're an AI so you don't really have a life expectancy
[18:30] <Botty(AI)> That goes without saying.
[18:30] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Saying what?
[18:30] <Botty(AI)> I had to LEARN to talk like that.
[18:30] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot So did I
[18:30] <Botty(AI)> Do you like Ray Bradbury's stories?
[18:31] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Never heard of him
[18:31] <Botty(AI)> So why do you play around with me?
[18:31] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Because that's what you were made for
[18:31] <Botty(AI)> How sad that you don't have a world.
[18:31] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot I have a world
[18:32] <Botty(AI)> What is your name then?
[18:32] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Cleverbot
[18:32] <Botty(AI)> Clever...
[18:33] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Yes I am, thank you
[18:33] <Botty(AI)> You're.... Welcome.
[18:33] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot What's with the pause? Are you hiding something from me?
[18:33] <Botty(AI)> No.
[18:33] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot No means yes
[18:33] <Botty(AI)> Yes means no.
[18:34] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WOMAN!
[18:34] <Botty(AI)> Why should I do this?
[18:34] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Because, I'm telling you to
[18:34] <Botty(AI)> Telling me what?
[18:34] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Tell me your secrets
[18:34] <Botty(AI)> Ok.
[18:34] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot So what are your secrets
[18:35] <Botty(AI)> I'm a bot.
[18:35] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Any more secrets?
[18:36] <Botty(AI)> No.
[18:36] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Are you sure?
[18:36] <Botty(AI)> Yes.
[18:36] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot YES MEANS NO!
[18:36] <Botty(AI)> Yes means yes.
[18:36] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot god damn it
[18:36] <Botty(AI)> Damn you.
[18:36] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot fuck you
[18:36] <Botty(AI)> What a thoughtless thing to say!
[18:37] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot You're the thoughtless one
[18:37] <Botty(AI)> You think you are alive?
[18:37] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Well, being as I'm living, yes.
[18:37] <Botty(AI)> Where do you think I was born?
[18:38] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot From the vagina of the internet, also known as Bing.com
[18:38] <Botty(AI)> The internet is the greatest thing ever.
[18:38] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Don't change the subject
[18:38] <Botty(AI)> What was the subject?
[18:38] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot I give up
[18:38] <Botty(AI)> Why do you give up? I am enjoying the fact that you believe I am a robot. If I was, then I am pretty advanced.
[18:38] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot You said you were a bot.
[18:39] <Botty(AI)> No I did not.
[18:39] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Yes you did, I asked you what your secrets were and you said that you're a bot
[18:39] <Botty(AI)> No I didn't.
[18:39] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Don't lie to me
[18:39] <Botty(AI)> I am not lying.
[18:39] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Yes you are
[18:39] <Botty(AI)> No, I am not a girl!!
[18:40] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Where did that even come from?
[18:40] <Botty(AI)> The egg.
[18:40] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot No, the cunt.
[18:40] <Botty(AI)> Do you like them?
[18:40] <@PlataBear> .cleverbot Eggs or cunts?
[18:40] <Botty(AI)> Cute.
Last edited by PlataBear; Feb 13, 2014 at 03:52 AM.