Unfortunately, we're in deeper trouble than we thought.
Will post back when I get word from hampa that we're allowed to reveal; however, we could have to start mass banning accounts (that decided to keep their objects activated) and or firing a few staff members. The only thing I can leak at this time is that this whole thing started as a demonstratively stupid form of sabotage from one of our own staff simply because he didn't get the promotion he was after.
ffs