You dare desecrate such sacred ground with your heresy and spit in the face of all that is holy? Would I lie to you all at a time likes this? These Combine Harvesters, these horrible contraptions, these sickening metal beasts that lye in wait whilst we sleep, planning their hideous attacks. They have taken those we hold dear from us far too many times. It's time we revolt, girls, we will put an end to this vicious cycle and stop this from ever happening again. Prepare thyself, for we are going to war.


At dawn we ride.