Damn Solax. That's pretty awesome. You picked the lock with it? What tool was it?

Also, not really a triumph but it's the best I have atm:

This dude in my grade at school walked past my friend's girlfriend and grabbed her butt subtly and kept walking. My friend is rather small and this dude is like 6"4. Well yeah I knew he wasn't going to confront him because the situation would just get a whole lot worse, so I put my foot in front of the dude's legs and pushed him over. I got into his face and yelled at him a little. Can't remember what I said exactly, but something along the lines of "Don't do that" and "you're not tough", etc. And then my friend kick the shit out of his ribs. It was awesome.