Mate, my family lives no where near me, and I'll chop you down faster than my family tree.
My kettles are plated completely in gold, black is for the ones who just had to fold.
Can you even tie your shoes without being on my dick? Maybe an IQ over 40 would do the trick. Let me help you, first pull up the tongue, then you open up your mouth and put in this gun. Pull the trigger, son, and then you'll be done.
That's how to tie your shoes, like the cats who always lose.


Meow. :3