HOLY FUCKING COCKSLEEVES

EVER HEARD OF THIS PIMPASS MOTHER FUCKER PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS ALEX5050? WELL THAT NAME WAS GAYER THAN A LEPRACHAUN HANDJOBBING RICK ROSS DURING SHARK WEEK SO HE GOT THAT SHIT CHANGED TO RYTHM BECAUSE FUCK THOSE SHITDICK CORRECT NAMES. ANYFUCKINGWHORE, YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT THIS FUCKER UNLESS YOU’VE ONLY BEEN GIVING HEAD TO BUMS IN ALLEYS AND HE, BEING THE FUCKING KING OF AIKIDOBIGDICK THAT HE IS, DECIDED TO START ANOTHER FUCKING UPRISING WHERE HE TAKES HIS GLORIFIEDASS AND PUTS IT AS LEADER OF HIS VERY OWN %110 PIMPDADDY CLAN. FUCK. THAT’S RIGHT YOU LITTLE TITSUCKERS, RYTHM IS IN CHARGE OF THIS BITCH, AND NO ONE UNDER 18 ALLOWED SO GO BACK TO BEGGING YOUR PARENTS FOR CONDOM MONEY. I’VE ALSO JUST REALISED NONE OF YOU COCKSHINES TRULY KNOW THE GREATNESS OF THIS GUY/GANGSTER/5-TIME STEPFATHER, SO I’M GONNA HAVE TO PREACH THIS TO YOU PRETENTIOUS LITTLE SHITS. DAMNIT.

ONCE UPON A DICK, RYTHM WOKE THE FUCK UP IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION ON HIS WATERBED FILLED WITH THE TEARS OF LEADERS OF AL-QAEDA AND PILLOWS FILLED WITH THE FEATHERS FROM PEGASI (IT’S MANLY AS FUCK) AND WENT TO HIS HOTDAMNED NASA-POWERED COMPUTER. HE PROCEEDED TO REK THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU RIMJOBBING ASSWIPES AND ONLY LAUGHED IN THE MEANTIME OF THIS BUTTFUCKERY. THEN HE FINALLY MAKES UP HIS FUCKING MIND AND REALISES, “You know what, I AM the fucking best. Why did I hang out with these noobshits?” *Ras, Pie, and Calm are heard crying from a distance* SO HE MAKES THE WOULD-BE BALLSY DECISION TO MAKE HIS OWN OFFICIAL ASS CLAN, BUT SINCE HE IS OUR SALVATION THERE’S NOTHING TO EVEN FUCKING CRY OVER. THEN BOOM, THE SHIT KNOWN AS [Idle] WAS MADE, RYTHM LAUGHED WITH TRIUMPT, AND YOU FELT YOU NEEDED TO BE FORGIVEN FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS, SO YOU CAME HERE HOPING HE’D BE THE ANSWER TO YOUR PATHETICASS PROBLEMS. WELL TOUGHDICK YOU PEPPORONI-TITTED EXCUSE OF EXISTANCE HE MADE THIS CLAN TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THINGS LIKE YOU. FUCK.







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