Haha, yes. Can we vote? i vote for snake's.


(snake's story) In fancy grammar/spelling form:

In the golden age of Wushu, once there was a mysterious cult, the strongest of them all. It came into existence after the infamous theft of the Wushu Flower, a formidable god-given knowledge about the very nature of Wushu itself. Yet knowledge was so great that their bodies and minds could not grasp its infinity, and so they dedicated their existence seeking ways to transform their own beings to fully embrace it.

At first they tried to perfect themselves with training and meditation. They became strong, stronger than ever, yet it was not enough and their mind still could not realize the full potential of the knowledge they had stolen. They were desperate and tried to alter their beings by enhancing it with technological miracles of an old age, developing the ancient artifact known as Wushu CPU and implanting it into their brains in attempts to become one with a machine, a perfect being, a Wushu God. Yet their experiments failed and cultists with Wushu CPU implanted became insane and were killing their brothers by dozens, before killing themselves by tearing their eyes and stomach wide open with guts out and chocking in blood. After many fatal attempts they were short on numbers and on the edge of extinction.

Long lost art of wushu, that lives only in legends.