Shits me to tears when people say what you just said. I will literally buy you that amount of alcohol just to watch you flop around like a fish .

Too many times have I hear 15-16 year old's say 'I still haven't found my limit' 'what even is a limit, I can drink forever' or some shit along the lines.

Green Fairy 700ml, 60% x2 700ml OP Rum, 86%, Vodka, well that was just icing on the cake.

You'd weigh what, about 50kg? And you're about 16? Featured below is the place you'd be on the drunk scale

Onset of coma, and possible death due to respiratory arrest. Complete unconsciousness. Depressed or abolished reflexes. Subnormal body temperature. Incontinence. Impairment of circulation and respiration

I say again, not dying becomes a fun past time.