Originally Posted by Kookoo11

Skylar
By Kookoo11
Skylar is too school for cool,
I can't believe how poetic he is.
I mean look at these rhymes,
When I'm droppin' the dimes.

Skylar is fucking retarded,
I can't even.
I don't even,
This poem was made for Steven?

Skylar fuckin sucks,
I don't give any fucks.
I don't give a shit,
Not one little bit.

Skylar made this poem,
He made this to blow em'.
Skylar poked Panda with his very hands,
Stop traveling all over the rugged wastelands.

Skylar you disgust me,
I won't let you be.
I'll lick you with all of my might,
And consume you with a single bite.

Skylar smells like shit,
He does not clean up one bit.
I can't even imagine how he sits,
He probably falls into many pits.

Skylar was dropped on his head as a baby,
Don't ask him how, his memories are really shady?
He looks like a lady,
But he truly is a baby.

Skylar got rekt by his own poem,
He just doesn't even.
I don't know why the poem is so long,
Maybe it's just made for fucking Steven.

-God dammit, Steven-