He is dead
In his bed
Covered in lead
He too fed
With the lead
That's what he said
He is lying with Ed
Who is also in bed
But for poor Ed
He lost his lead
That's why he so fed
With the letter z (for you non-American cunts, pronounced "zed" for you American fucks.)
He was led
By Edd
That's why he is dead
In his little bed
Next by Eed
Also in his bed
Dead
Eed was dead
By a ped[estrian]
He obviously needed his med[ication]
But it wasn't in his head
When he was dead
In his bed
With all that lead
That he was fed
Hopefully you have now read
The tale of Eed