View Single Post
Originally Posted by RedPanda View Post
That's some nice coding, however pretty sure "hug" and "strangle" aren't real commands. And also are the two "=" necessary. Oh and never wrap an if statement in brackets, use quotes (You're gonna say that you're using JDK or C++ and I'll be like "shit")

Public class
private sub form1.load
dim gofuckyourself as boolean
dim mood as object

mood = today.text
if mood = "shit" then
gofuckyourself = true
else
gofuckyourself = false
end sub
end class

ik they aren't real commands, i was to lazy to program the commands. just using basic java currently/jdk (i have no fucking clue).
-----
private int fucks;

public void Proto() {
fucks++;
if(fucks <= 2) {
getWorld.removeObject(Proto.class);
fucks == 0;
}
else {
poke(Proto.class);
explode();
}
}

basically simple count coding replaced with fucks.
-----
ik i can do something like

if(statement)
wtfuwanthere();

but, i much prefer {}s
Last edited by Kookoo11; Dec 3, 2014 at 03:51 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
RedPanda won't fuck his dog