Eeeeyy, you cool cats, you. I'm sure a lot of you have seen me in-game, perhaps you have mixed opinions on me, as I'm sure is the norm for most folks. But anyway, down to business. I'm here to apply for the [eVo]!

plz giv evo, i iz gud i lik weed, i iz frends wif u all, ur ppl skild!!!1!

... is what I would say, if I were 12. However, I am not 12. So..

I dunno where to begin, so I shall just start here, name's James I'm from Australia [GMT +10]. In the area of the Sydney. Needless to say, I'm a 10th dan Black Belt, with a join date in the time of January 09.

<--- Proof over there

I'm quite the avid Taekkyon and Kickboxing player, they are I believe the mods I show most promise in. I am also a decent level player in Wushu and Aikido. So I'd say I'm pretty flexible haha. I'm good friends with the one they call Moop, and consider myself in the good books of the one known as Tripstone, if that might help at all. (Moop 'invited' me to join [eVo])

And just incase this is required, my previous clans were [Yes], [Element], [Rvng] and [Obey].

P.s I'm drank as fuck and still pooped out some coherence, does this not make me qualified to [Evo]? I dare say it does!