Da American Language is 2DUMB

America: Aluminum
Normal People: Aluminium

America: Sweaters
British Cunts: Jumpers

America: Soccer
Rest of the Fucking World: Futbol; Football (autocorrecting shit)

America: Fries
Tea Drinking sluts: Chips

RIP Kookoo11 while I get muddered by every American ever.

Fucking America.
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Has anyone seen my quote yet?
"Never write an essay with Comic Sans, just please." ~Kookoo11.
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ai fuckin bot anutha mystri tiket
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Just noticed something...
"The drawing will happen on the next day or whenever Santa wakes up from his alcohol induced coma."