I don't think santa's that generous...
I mean, if you are dyslexic, you can obviously tell Santa spells Satan...

Wait a second...
Santa is Satan
Satan is from hell
Hell is where the bad people go
Bad people are like criminals
Criminals usually end up in jail
Jails have cops in them
Cops drive police cars
Cars was a very bad movie
Movies are seen by eyes... (Well unless you're blind, then you're out of luck)
If movies are seen my eyes, then you use your ears to hear the sounds
Sounds are created by vibrations and pitch
Vibrations vibrate, duh
Vibrate is something that goes up and down
A plane goes up and down
Planes have wings on them
Birds also has wings
A flamingo is a type of bird
Flamingos are usually pink
Pink is a colo(u)r that is lighter than red
Red is the colo(u)r of human blood
Blood contains iron
Iron is used to make weapons
Weapons are used in fighting
Fighting creates wars
There are 2 world wars
The First World War took 5 years
The Second World War took 7 years
7-5=2
2 years ago was 2012
In 2008, Obama was elected
In 2012, the world was about to "end"
2012-2008=4
4 years - 1 eye = 3...
A triangle has 3 sides
The illuminati has an eye!
Satan (AKA Santa) is the illuminati!

I have proven that Santa is Satan and the Illuminati, use this knowledge after he kills... Coff coff