dude
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Don't worry about drama, a little drama is GOOD FOR YOU. But dude, please know this: Whatever you do, i think you're a cool bro. I wouldn't have painted you the SEAMAN if that wasn't the case. I know it's like super suspicious that people suddenly pour out all their feels about you at this particular point, but it is because we care. Since you're already getting professional help, i'm not going to bother telling you to seek help. Just know that depression is an illness; it CAN be cured, and it CAN go away. It's not necessarily something you'll have to live with forever, and thank goodness for that.
I know you asked us to not armchairpsychologist you, and i will try to oblige. I'll be here if you need someone to ramble to, but if you end up doing the unthinkable (and i really hope it doesn't come to that)... Well, i'll miss you, but i'll see you on the other side when that time comes. :I