Thank you, thank you.

Feel free to start a religion about me, in fact ever since that fated post I hear the voice of a higher being. It speaks of it's paternity to me, and of how I must sway his other wayward children from the path of damnation. All shall find themselves upon the righteous path of Jel-kalik the Lord of Azaru.

Why would I lie.

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He also said we can have 14 wives, and you must give me 90% of all your earnings. I don't make this shit up, trust.