Jaxonia, I hate you so much. Anywho. On to my application. My name's Valterain, or Valt for short (if you can't probably type out the last 5 letters of my name) and I'm here for one thing. To have a clan I can finally believe in. Obviously this isn't my first clan, with me being involved with Godly and Fight Club, both of which inactive and almost deceased. And well, I know one of the members, Jaxonia, who's my love of my life and a pretty cool guy all around, which is a plus. Now. I'm forum active as all hell, posting every day and regularly checking threads on it, and I play in game every day, so you can call me a no life, 'cause that's what I am.

Break the immersion for my contact information:
Steam: Valterain
Skype: Mitch Connors (I believe, correct me on it if I'm wrong)

Now. On to my personality. I do believe I'm just a average guy. There's nothing too special about me, I don't participate in sports (Quite frankly I'm a scrawny white kid who thinks he's funnier than he actually is) and I spend most of my free time playing video games (but trust me I'm the sexiest 5 year old on the planet). And no, I do not like to give out any sort of information to anyone, such as my age, what I look like IRL, that kind of shit, you will not know any of that unless I actually know you. So deal with it. And. That about wraps up the sloppiest application I've ever written, so peace, and Jaxonia, go fuck m- yourself.

~Valterain/dickhead.