so i was with this kid and he was stoned out of his mind
we were sitting behind this starbucks with another guy and a girl
he looks at the guy and says "bro, you literally look like a sloth. i'm not even shitting you"
and goes on to say "i mean seriously, raven you look like a bird. why does everyone have an animal face"
"just look in the mirror. every single person looks like a damn animal. what the hell" *laughs hysterically
then he looks at me for about 10 seconds straight and just goes "what the fuck dude, you look like a person. alex i'm not even kidding you're just a person that's not even cool"

case closed bitches