There was once 3, young (and very handsome) warriors who went by the name of Jaxonia, Darkember, and Ventoxiz. Oh, and their sex slave Valterain, but he’s not important to the story so we’re going to leave him out of it. Anywho. These young adventurers were in search of a clan. But oh no, not just any clan, but a clan that was single handedly the greatest clan to touch the surface of the earth. They searched for a while (whilst Valterain was violently masturbating in a corner), but none of the clans they came across satisfied, just like Valterain lacked to satisfy them properly. And so, Jaxonia being the pimp who was rolling in money decided “Hey, I’m rich, I got a lot of drugs, and I got a lot of bitches, so why don’t we create a clan called Bitches and Drugs.” And thus, from such a thought Bitches and Drugs was born. Him and his worthy followers followed in his footsteps, with their future looking brighter than the condition of Valterain's penis. And, on their path, they met a poor merchant named Astral. And so, they robbed Astral and forced him into the sex slave industry, thus enslaving him to forever kiss their asses and drink their gin. And so, as Jax and his fellow companions continued off, forcing anyone they came in contact with to either war them, or sex them. One day, Astral got tired of being forced to do their “dirty” work, so he then decided to leave on his own, only to realise he loved the gentle touch of Jaxonia’s hand against his naked body, thus he rejoined their ranks, no longer a sex slave but instead an actual member. And then, they came across a young brothel owner by the name of Tully, the name that sparked idiocy, who offered them women and wine. And so, Jaxonia, doing what any sane man would, lynched him and hung him on display in front of the brothel. Then, DarkEmber, with his necrophiliac tendancies, raped the corpse, copulating on to it’s face, while Jaxonia watched. Jaxonia approved of this, and was so pleased that he made DarkEmber the co-owner of the clan.