Comb-overs are for the hipsters. Real men wear wigs, sheesh.
Besides, it's actually camo trousers and jacket with a camo hat and yes I always carry a kkk hood in case I want to be a dick and I also have my trusty sawed-off xdd
The camo allows me to get the sneak up on people, I then put on my hood and shoot them. They never see me coming.

Here's me tending to the yard. If you look closely you can see my sawed-off up my ass.