LOL REPLAYS etc. and so on. What else? :P

Has a cuncussion and spinal injury: I fail around a little, then jump up, grab his face, and proceed to deliver a concussive kick and a spine-snapping kick. And yes, i realize that i typo'd "concussion". Too lazy to Notepad it away.

Liek HURR: A little initial failing, then a jumping facegrab, followed by a high-speed arm kick, and an explosive second kick. Then i bash him a little with his head, and kick off his crotchblock. Hurr.

Not quite kung fu, but hey: Even if i did try, this does not look like kung fu. I jump-kick him in half, grab his head, and kick him hard.

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