Greetings [Parrot], this isn't an app for clan membership, but for an alliance.

You guys are a shit ton of fun to play against/with, and a lot of you know that TK > ABD.
Well, what's the point with having an alliance? The only thing I can see is that is gives me an excuse to say hello and get rekt in tk without looking like a total retard. Which is more than enough for me.

Oh, also! It is through my great generosity that I added a whole 2 tc to your clan bank.

Please consider.

Regards,
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