One day, there was a tori that ate a magical pizza donkey, then he turned into an alien and began his quest to ascend to the heavens and kill all green sticky elephants by smoking them in his massive cigarette which allows people to be very awesome lambs but the assassins stole the magical stick which is the key to hampa's house within that house was a big yellow slimy banana and that banana was poisoned by the curse of Hampus the third and it was get eaten by big smelly alien named Tom Scurvey. So he came to Hampa's house and Hampa gave him magic bananas and banned him from eating potatoes because the potatoes were farting rainbows that appeared to be a walrus named Josè Schleenenhosen from sweet Jamaica where people ate yellow slimy bananas and Cool Runnings