Originally Posted by
Vokster
Valt, I'm doing my apprenticeship for electrical, so I want you to tug on my wire and see if sparks go flying. Be careful though, it's high voltage, it's connected to a roller coaster, but there is no limit you can ride me all night. The final stop is like one of those water coasters, it soaks you.
I'm in one of those moods where I want to take jokes way to far. I feel I will regret this later.
I'm going to use that pickup line on someone.
And then probably get maced. And I don't mean the chemical. I mean, the chick is going to pull a medival mace out of her purse and bash my skull in.