Originally Posted by Risk

Hi, my name is Risk and I'm an alcoholic. Wait no that's the wrong thing. My name is Risk and I'm a 20-year-old professional asshole who also sometimes does computer stuff because it pays a bit better than asshole does. I currently live in Colorado (GMT-7). I've been around Toribash for quite a while, but I've just come back from a few months of being away and I'm looking for a clan to do stuff with.

As for skills, I kind of suck at most mods but I'm somewhat decent in aikido and ABD and I'll wreck your shit in tippy01. I'm also an ex-gamemaster/lead gamemaster/msquid/lead msquid/admin/TSA, former leader of Zone, creator and team leader of the almighty pink shutter shades, and the guy who put that gorgeous rainbow in Platabear's signature (after which he very rudely attempted to shove a live bat up my ass). I'll leave a couple replays from when I was actually good which make me look way better than I really am below, and 2WC is still a terrible person okay thanks.