Originally Posted by
r00bi
i see you, ron burgundy.
Gunna find my baby gunna hold her tight, gunna grab some afternooooon delight
Originally Posted by
WeooWeoo
Reminded me of The Great Gatsby
See!" he cried triumphantly. "It's a bona-fide piece of printed matter. It fooled me. This fella's a regular Belasco. It's a triumph. What thoroughness! What realism! Knew when to stop, too - didn't cut the pages. But what do you want? What do you expect?"
Interesting, reminds me of a poem by
Bo Burnham
Sluts, Sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands or buts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, you'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, but that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!
Sort of like a modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald
Originally Posted by
SmallBowl
Why is everyone saying Moop is a legend?? I was told he was queen 
Princess, idiot
Originally Posted by
AlphaN00b
can i be the king pls ?
Only if you can show me 42 rotations of the Macarena while hula-hooping
Originally Posted by
Gentleman
Hands off my daughter
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts...
Originally Posted by
Shook
hi moob
you're a pretty cool guy
<3
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could build a lumber mill and process all the trees it fells for the construction of fine cabins?
quite frankly a woodchuck taking on those sorts of managerial responsibilities probably wouldn't concern itself with the day-to-day nitty-gritty jobs such as chucking wood. Is this a trick question?
Originally Posted by
Ezeth
42
Yes, 42 Macarenas