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Thread: Thank you!
Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Interesting, reminds me of a poem by Bo Burnham
Sluts, Sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands or buts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, you'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, but that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

Sort of like a modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is nothing about this poem that I don't love.

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."