my girlfriend was like "you dont need to be in no clan leave NOW"

me:"bby pls"

gf:"dont fucking play with me"

me:";-; pls"

gf:"Micah"

me:"okeh"

gf:"mwah :*"

me:" ;*; *cough* bitch*cough*

gf: "what?"

me:"love you"

gf: "mmhm thats what I thought "

yo fml