Originally Posted by BquadZ7550

seba could i just put the replays here? but I'm fine with both ways.
oh also, i made a toribash parody of without me by eminem. listen to the song first before reading the song so you know the beat and stuff
*clears throat*
All of the noobs be dqing outside
Dqing outside (x2)
All of the noobs be dqing outside
Dqing outside (x2)

Guess whos back, back, back again
Bquad’s back, back tell a friend, friend, friend
Guess whos back (x7)

Oh here comes a monster
Along with everybody else from [Their Clan]
Oh no, here comes The Tori Legends to shop quicksilver

Well if you want tori rapping this is what ill give ya
A little bit of market and bit of a shop lifter
some mods that’ll jumpstart the start quicker then a
Shock from when i get some static items from the gamemaster
by the event of which im participating
When im topping the charts from the replays im making

Youve wanted a song like this so stop your waiting
Cuz im wack, straight off the track, manipulating
I know that you like dismemberating
Apart Uke so that so your madmans will work out greatly
So the dmt wont be at about sixty so that these amputees
Will be easy
They gave us a crap ton of cnc but i still need to improve my tori

So come on and decap, in that mushu box trap, screw that
Blood on your hips, cause you extended,
And winded your opponent as a sign to get ready
Bigger is better plus aikido equals ABD!

(chorus)
Now this looks like a job for Nabi so everybody just follow he
Who made the game, Hampa indeed
Where would we be without TB
I said this looks like a job for Nabi so everybody just follow he
Who made the game, Hampa indeed
Where would we be without TB

Little minions, fed to the tori addiction, cant stop playing
Cause they have no restriction
They start felling like pros cause of a head grab til a
Pro comes around and actually gets a decap
Manipulation, manipulating your patients
Could start a whole nation to compute they right way to be
A rebel, and hack replays so they can ask
Was that replay hacked? Its like their kissing your ass
Its a disaster, a catastrophe of body parts everywhere
That none are from me
Well im back na na na na na na na na na na
Fix your withered gm badges for they look badass
But im ending in all of your events and winning the prizes
Im the winner!

The center of attention back for more killing
Im over obsessing over toris killing toris
Infested with replays that say
#Z

Testing, this replay please
Feel the greatness of when you get the split
Dismembered ten joints, ill throw two of mine at ease
Skeet decap, lets recap, trickers please!

(chorus)

White belt vers black belt, Ill go twice as easy even youll
Still get pounded and rounded, to the next highest level of
Ass kickery! Wont even be a dq, point win please. Oh jeez,
Its just to easy!

And touneys? Pfft, I crush evreybody Except for the last round
Oh fine, gg
You dont know me, Im way to unknown, but really though
Its over, Im coming straight out of sp to mp, just gimme a win so
I could put this booster to use for 100 tc
Ive been noped, you better run when the hits done
Ever since I have rised from a replay maker made of cow dung

But sometimes it feels like it seems,
To make replays is getting harder for me
So this must mean im improving
But its just me being BquadZ

Now Im just chilling in a server: tk
And its the best thing
Since Toribash YouTube vids
And its seems there are way too many boomhits
And its just all in my technique so feel yourself dismembering

There a millions of ways to play
For example: Not copying other ways
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It would feel so empty without TB (chorus)

This song was not made to make me sound good, it was to express how awesome Toribash is