guys I'm a fucking idiot,

sitting with this beautiful girl today which I like and she was using my phone

she said : "siri how do I guy the cute get next to me to ask me out" smiled looked at me and tapped me on the arm

being the dumb fuck that I am I didn't notice that it was a hint so now I'm sitting feeling like a complete idiot. I'll just have to set it straight tomorrow.


on a scale of one to ten how stupid am I?


100/10