Originally Posted by Micah

Cop: sir do you know why I pulled you over?

man: *stares*

Cop: I saw you watching porn while driving sir.

man: and?

Cop: I'd like to know what kind of porn it was or I'm going to have to give you a ticket

man: oh it was just a home made of me fucking your bitch *does donut* *speeds away*

Cop: huh... never heard of that kind before