Greetings everyone,

I thought I would take this moment to convey some of my personal feelings to you upon this most gracious day. I would just like to stress the fact that while I may be a bit hostile towards our glorious leader K0HTA at time, I do wish you all to know that I do this out of love, admiration, and jealousy. K0HTA has been my role model for the longer than I can remember, and I look up to him each and every day as my inspiration for bettering myself. I would advise us all to look up to him in all his magnificent glory. We could all learn from him whether it be the small things he does or the large. He is the true King of Pervs, we must worship him in his benevolence.

Also I would also like to state that I am merely a shite stain upon the rim of a single cat ladies toilet. My existence would be nothing but a repulsive anomaly if it were not for K0HTA giving meaning to it. He is my God and I shall forever worship him.

P.S. I'm an asshat.