Originally Posted by
Grohenbird
You guys are cool.
Originally Posted by
K0HTA
You're cooler.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We're just a dead wannabe clan, pls you flatter us.
Originally Posted by
K0HTA
Well when you're done destroying my tech deck why don't you bring that screw driver over to me and I'll show you a few other things you can do with it for me. > .> Also we're still waiting on our DonXNic G** fan fic.
Don... no, nevermind.
Originally Posted by
Hypez
Once upon a time Khota snorted ground minerals and other gems, Nic then proceeded to pry his trachea open in order to retrieve the minerals that his partner had willingly inhaled (this knigga didn't even swallow correctly.). Furthermore, Nic rammed the retrieved blend of minerals into the tip of his dick, once he ejaculates it simulates a volcanic eruption (that was the plan.). Yet, instead it caused severe damage within Khota's labia, and his vaginal cavity looked like it was filled with a homogenus mixture consisting of: blood, semen, and fruity pebbles (predominantly lustrous and "nutritious" pebbles.). Both were extremely chafed, battered, and bruised, yet the love was still there. In short, Nic and Khota decided to attempt to overdose on gummy bear vitamins, and they bled internally until their lifeless corpses laid together on the floor, they continued groping eachother in the spiritual dimension. Their love and affection for each other was expressed via the excruciating yet enjoyable pain caused by the feeling of their lover's knuckles being jammed down their spiritual esophaguses. They continued trying different types of ghostly intercourse and paranormal public humiliation beyond the grave, this process still continues and it will never cease to be, for their love is too strong. Nic and Khota truly are inseperable organisms.
This made my day like 20 times better. (Sucks that 20x0 is still 0). Seriously, though, that was wonderful. Please, let us worship you. I... I think I want to put that one the clan page. I really want to. Anyone else second that?